emergency-broadcast-archive:

drakuqueo-elempalador:

mawio

twingotime:

like this post to run over elon musk with a 1993 renault twingo

reblog to put it in reverse and run him over again

hijackmac:

“I shall heal you, curing you of all disease and injury you possess.”

eebie:

hampal:

eebie:

hampal:

eebie:

Youre blowing that shit cake all over squid ward on his birthday you and patrick been holding the same breath for a whole year To unleash it on poor unsuspecting swuidward And cover his face in shit now look at him hes covered in cake and he got so mad for a second his face turned really really red but he let out a breath and then he looked so disappointed and betrayed as he walked away This was going to be his day you guys and now hes painting sad werewolfs in his house He couldnt even yell at you guys because he was so done

its becayse i know all the plights of being squidward and nobody knows it better than i do to have shit cake blown all over your face on your day And to be annoyed all day by that Sponge bob see nobody talks about these things and its a disservice to squid ward because hes trying to live his life as a lesbian squid but you know what this is it thats the end of it because squid wards through with everyone ruining his plans and playing mind games with him Thats why hes bald because they always shave his head in his sleep because you have to shave someones head before opening up their skull and poking that and sponge bob and patrick do that all night long with their scary nubs and fingers not even caring that it makes squid ward have scary dreams ajd a headache in the morning and no hair He really does want hair but nobody would know because they dint ask him if they asked how SQUID WARD felt about it well maybe itd be a different story with that fact out in the air that he’s not bald by choice. but its not so he’s always really sad thinking he’s doing something wrong that makes him bald when its really sponge brain and patwad i cant even get into this because its really personal to squid ward and he doesnt want people to know about how insecure about his bald head is And i didnt tell him its sponge bob or patrick either because squid ward wouldnt beloege me hed say im being absurd that hed know if someone was shaving him and doing open brain on him every night and im tired of people not taking me seriously and i cant take it from squid ward especially because that’s just too many people i care about doing tha so just dont even ask OK

saul how much of thar did you hear

aptronyms:

aptronyms:

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

pearl-the-artist:

WHO LET THAT OLD MAN COOK!!!!!

onlinebeast:

My beautiful baby daughter, %appdata% Roaming .minecraft

epithalamia:

ghoooooooooooooooost:

drew these gregs + physically shipped them out for some mutuals n they both got them finally 👍